Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• So now that we all know that Bea Arthur’s panting sold for $1.9M, check out the reactions from Twitter. LOL.
• Good news stoners! Marijuana is now also being considered an agent to fend off diabetes! Are they sure about that? Munchies in the middle of the night?
• A study has recently found that your co-workers may actually be your new BFF’s. Well, we do spend more time at work than at home?
• Uh-Oh. Congress wants to grill Tim Cook about Apple’s offshore wealth.
• What a jerk-off! Neighbor takes secret photos of neighbors for public art gallery. He’d have my fist up his ass by then
• If you’re going to make a workout video, please make sure that there’s no dude taking a shit in the background. WTF!
• Swimming pools apparently have tons of poop in them. Time to bust out the chlorine, big time.
• Oh no! George Michael in serious car crash, airlifted to hospital.
• Ramon had lots of friends and made tons more delivering pizza because his pizza deliveries came with white powder surprises for those willing to fork it up.
• Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker has been arrested. What a fateful twist that is!

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Start your day right with this shopping cart compilations FAIL. 
• Powerball Jackpot just shoots up to $475M after no one wins $360M. FTW!!!!!
• In 2 minutes, here are the greatest moments in The Office history.
• Uh-Oh. World Cup problems begin as Rio lifetime ticket holders demand World Cup seats. Here we go!
• First they lost her 5-year-old child, then they offer her a $7 discount. WTF.
• LADIES! You have a mutant gene that makes you put on weight. You can thank me later for this excuse.
• Nicki Minaj is reportedly next leave Idol. THANK GOD.
• David Beckham has announced that he will be reitiring after the season, will move on to full-time modeling :P
• Another celeb slams A&F: Kirstie Alley joins in on the massive slam of company. GOOD!
• It took scientists 171 years to prove Charles Darwin was wrong. 171. But they’ve done it. 

Music News Roundup: Queens of the Stone Age, Shakira, Eazy-E, ODB, Bonzo Bash, Google Music, SSMF, Atlas Genius + More

Queens of the Stone Age are back with …Like Clockwork  and I couldn’t be anymore thrilled! QOTSA is fucking ace beyond compare! Check out their new song “I Sat By The Ocean” live From Jool’s Holland performance. also, you can hear a new stream of their brand new single “Keep Your Eyes Peeled” here.

Now they’ve come full circle with music. Google has finally unveiled their music subscription service. Do we really need another one though? what’s the difference or what makes their service stand out from the rest? Read all about it here.

This is pretty neat! Bonzo Bash: Led Zeppelin drummers (would be) 65th birthday with drummer’s of today. Drummers will include Carmine Appice, Michael Cartellone (Skynyrd), Johnny Kelly (Danzig), Jerry Gaskill (King’s X), Liberty Devitto (Billy Joel), Brian Tichy (Whitesnake), Steven Wolf (Alicia Keys) and much more. Click here for tickets and more info!

Looks like the next Rock The Bells concert is going to get a little creepy….with guest appearances by Eazy-E and ODB. this will undoubtedly be their first performances since dying. Did I just write that?

Shakira is reportedly leaving the Voice and a familiar face is reportedly being offered her old position. I say, NOOOOOOO!!!! Shakira has been doing great and I’d really hate to see her go. 

Angelina Jolie, We Salute You! In Honor, Here’s Her Best Boob Shots

Angelina Jolie has gone through a double mastectomy. For those of you that are unfamiliar with what that actually is, in plain English, she got her boobs removed. Why you ask? Why would she do such a thing? Simple.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Sarah Palin has turned down an offer to be the next Oprah. She would’ve given us TONS of LOL videos.
• Are you a prostitute? Are you on LinkedIn? Well, you cannot promote your services there anymore, peace out.
• Alison Brie knows that naked photos of her exist. Find them NOW.
• Of course they will! 44% of shoppers will likely buy less online if Internet taxes passes. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
• This hedge fund just paid out $34M to a boss for losing 9% last year. What’s wrong with this picture?
• The man who fled zombies pleads guilty. D’oh!
• Colombia just won the battle for having the sexiest women, according to 44,000 men and the Brits for the ladies. but the battle does not end there as the arguments are now going ape. So who is the sexiest nation in your opinion? 
• The Coke formula has been found? Well, it’s up on $15
• Bill Hader is leaving SNL. WTF. Here are 15 GIF’s to drown your sorrows in.
• She went in to Starbucks, forgot that she had her gun in her purse, purse falls, gun fires and now her friend is shot.This is like a freakin’ movie plot.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• The $325,000 engineered meat burger goes on taste test. No thanks but really, I’m curious!
• Remember those nude Snapchat photos you sent over and were deleted…yeah about those, they weren’t actually deleted. Whoops!
• Clerks 3 is totally happening. Stoners, here’s your reminder now. Clerks 3 is totally happening. Got that?
• Apparently, Subway sandwiches are just as bad as any Mickey Dees sandwiches. Oh, fuck you all, so done with this shit!
• How about a list of what 90% of Americans believe in? Here you go! 
• Middle school rewards students with good attendance with iPads. Where does my kid sign up?
• Like a scene from the movie kids. Man beaten with skateboards now in critical condition. Who attacked the first? 
• Is Beyonce preggers or is the media just wanting her to be? or did she just gain weight. The answer is IDK.
• 3 new Quarter pounders (MCDS) coming to the menu! I love quarter pounders!
• Jenner sisters meet Dennis Rodman. LIFE RUINED.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Mother’s Day is upon us. What? No gift? Here’s some apps to help you.
• It’s official: More teens are dying from texting behind the wheel than driving drunk. STOP.IT.NOW.
• The Yen collapse is happening as the dollar goes through the 100 Yen mark. No bueno.
• She must’ve been taking tips from the other Idol (J.Hudson) because Jordin Sparks, you are looking fierce with the 50 lb weight loss.
• Too funny: Smokejumpers got a nice surprise when they accidentally parachuted into a hidden pot garden.  
• Wrigley just pulled their caffeinated gum off the shelves due to FDA investigations. They suck anyhow.
• As she slims, so does her jokes but hey, she’s looking better right? Lisa Lampanelli sheds 106 lbs. No joke.
• Dennis Rodman just ripped President Obama over North Korea. Funny thing is, who the fuck is he to talk again? Right, NOBODY.
• Do nice guys really finish last? The answer is: IT DEPENDS.
• Lion tacos anyone? Taqueria now mulling pulling the damn thing out of the menu.
• RAWR: Kate Moss still has it. check out her most recent nudes in this mag.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Jodi Arias. GUILTY. Nothing Shocking there but here’s something mildly shocking, she wants DEATH.
• So what does SOS stand for? Apparently, NOTHING.
• Why do humans cry? There’s actually tons of reasons, depending on the situation.
• Dennis Rodman is asking Kim Jong Un to do him a solid and release an American citizen that’s imrprisoned in a hard labor camp.
• Did you see it? It was great! Anderson Cooper interviewed hero Charles Ramsey. Watch it!
• Whoa. US charges 8 in $45M cyber crime scheme.
• According to AskMen, here are 10 things that men should be able to do in the kitchen. What if I can only do 8? Does it make me less of a man? Fuck that!
• David Bowie’s religiously themed new video is causing all sorts of ruckus. He’s officially back.
• An expert has shed new light on the New Zealand sea monster. WTF is that thing?
• You need magic tricks to impress people (and girls of course), here are 10 for you.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Matt Kemp, you are a HERO. Not only does he give his shoes and hat, he also gives the shirt off his back. Applause everyone.
• Farrah Abraham’s sex tape is already crushing Kim Kardashian’s. I’m not really sure what to say about this but….damn she looks and sounds pretty fucking hot in hers.
• Porn Star Karaoke, yes, it actually happens.
• This story is just unreal: Neighbors detail the horrors of police negligence in ultra bizarre Ohio kidnapping case.
• Need some new places to have sex and not get arrested? Read on my friend!
• Kelly Ripa, Michael Strahan do the Gentleman with PSY.Boo-ya!
• There are men who pay women to handle their online dating. Now I’ve really seen it all. What a fucking joke.
• Why does poop stink? It’s all in your head.
•  A Pentagon has yielded a nightmarish 26,000 sexual assaults in the military from last year. Can you say out of control? Geezus! C’mon!
• Bill Clinton details his failure of attempting to reform Led Zeppelin last year. Bill is the man ya’ll, he would’ve totally rocked the sax onstage with them.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Carmen Electra celebrated her birthday in Vegas. Check the photos. Roll your tongue back in. RAWR. FIERCE.
• Here you go pervs, the first NSFW clip of Farrah Abrahams sex tape. SUPAHSTAR! Whack Your Monkey to That!
• YouTube may soon be wracking your nerves with subscription service instead of FREE videos. Fuck me, the good ol’ days is OVER.
• Lauryn Hill has ponied up and looks to not be facing any jail time. Bam.
• So adorable! Until you tell her to say Flamingo. FUCK AMIGO!
• Men with penis problems can now solve the riddle buy being able to buy viagra online. How’s that to erect your tower of pisa?
• Shit just got real at a Jennifer Lopez music video shoot as shots ring out near set.
• Dolphins look like fish out of water….forever. Stadium renovations looks to be stalled.
• SADNESS: Bride killed with 4 friends in limo fire.
• The Irony: Dexter copy cat allowed to watch Dexter in prison. 

Music News Roundup: Kriss Kross, KORN, Danny Brown, Flaming Lips, At The Drive-In, Beyonce, Atlas Genius, Skrillex, Black Sabbath + More

Chris Kelly, a.k.a., Mac Daddy, one-half of 90’s rap group Kriss Kross has died. Sadly, cocaine and heroin suspected, no foul play or signs of trauma. RIP.

…And speaking of Kriss Kross, watch The Deftones pay tribute by crossing “Engine No.9” with Kriss kross’ hit “Jump”

Backstage requests by musicians? Pretty freakin’ random. Peep the rundown here. 

“You Lust”which features The Flaming Lips with assistance from Phantogram will premier exclusively on Vice.comfor 48 hours. Click here to view now! Sweetness.

In other LIPS news, the band will perform “Try to Explain” live on The Late Show with Jimmy Fallon on Wed May 15^th. Check local NBC listing for details.

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Deanna Durbin, famous actress from depression era, dead at 94. RIP
• You know that tiny little alien skeleton from that movie Sirius? It’s actually human!
• Pool party with sexy hot vixens anyone? What could go wrong right?
• This one is for the asstastic Wednesday you’re having: Yummy Farah Abram sex tape photos
• I would have an awesome hourly if I worked here! Boss gives employees raises for tattooing company logo. Hire me.
• You are not ready for this! I present to you, Alex, the break dancing dog!
• FTW! John Oliver will guest on the Daily Show, filling in for John Stewart from June to Sept. 
• Are they going to actually do it though? Name change roars for Redskins team growing louder.
• More arrests made regarding the Boston bombing. The plot thickens no doubt.
• You can file this under GROSS: worker dies in blender at meat plant. Ewwwww! 

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Rated your prostitute lately? Rate them you creepy bastard.
• Have a suspected cheating husband or friend? Get them to take this antibiotic to ensure faithfulness.
• Is Google Glass the future? Thsi may prove so.
• Really Nash? Steve Nash does not want to pay for child support in fear ex-wife might spoil the child. Isn’t that what having a ton of $$$ is about? STUPID!
• Joanna Krupa’s 3 rules to spice up date night rocks: GO COMMANDO. Bam.
• Watch the biggest parallel parking FAIL of all-time right here. Holy shit, where did you get yoru license? Tijuana?
• Stray bullets kill: Mom dies via stray bullet while holding newborn in her arms. Sad.
• Blast probes female DNA on Boston bomb. Oh-Shit. It just got real.
• Catherine Zeta-Jones enters rehab for bi-polar disorder. No wonder she’s married to Michael Douglas.
• I’m skipping San Antonio on the next tour: Judge orders strippers must wear bikini tops. Are you serious judge?

Time For Some Brain Munchies! (Best Links)

• Bets can really be a drag: French pundit loses bet, eats live rat on radio show. Yum!
• Uh-oh. the beginning of the end for the mighty Facebook? Million so users flee like there’s a wildfire on the site.
• Farah Abrams closed her sex tape deal and closes it big, high, in the six figures.
• What happened to the war plans NK? North Korea building Big Ben replica instead of feeding the people. FTW.
• J.C. Penney got a $1.75B loan from Goldman Sachs. The end is near. Breathing underwater now I suppose.
• I’m not sure what to think of this? Debbie Rowe and Paris Jackson reunite on her 15th b-day. that’s one conversation I’d love to be listening in to.
• Hodl your horses everyone, Virgin Galactic has fired its first rocket-powered flight!
• Wha what? We can rate prisons on Yelp? Apparently so because inmates have been rating them, complaining about the mediocre food and service. 
• Well, that was inconclusive? So do fish feel pain or not? You decide.
• WTF? Backpack with “USA BOMB” left in front of Muslim residence. Not funny assholes.