Rod Stewart Claims He Used To Take Cocaine Anally - Ewww!

Not too shocked but it really is just disturbing in some senses.

Rod Stewart recently revealed in his latest memoir, Rod: The Autobiography, that he used to take cocaine anally to avoid destroying his nasal passages.

Really Rod? So now your butthole’s….nevermind.

“…we started buying anti-cold capsules from the chemist’s, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system.”

I suppose this was normal back in the day, hell, it’s drug experimentation right?

The book also reveals that Stewart and Ronnie Wood refused to be plaster cast by Cynthia because they felt like they were not up to par with the likes of Jimi Hendrix and Eric Burdon of the Animals.

“Obviously it would have been a pleasure and an honour. However, Woody and I took a look at the rather challengingly splendid specimens on the table before us, considered for a moment the slightly more modest scale of our own endowments, and said, ‘Hmm. Nah, I don’t think so, thank you’.”

Stewart also lays into the claim that he once swallowed so much semen that his stomach had to be pumped:

“Toon (his former publicist) fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped. I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor… And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen nor of any other kind of semen.”

This book seems like a good read, pick it up and let me know!