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• Canada-EU Trade Agreement Replicates ACTA’s notorious copyright provisions. No bueno.
• Taylor Momsen takes it all off in new video for ‘Words’…All I can say it RAWR.
• The President just got the most sexually juiced endorsement: porn stars for Obama!
• HPV Vaccine proves that teens don’t become slutzillas after vaccination. No shit.
• Seriously peeved soccer fans kill soccer match by setting stadium on fire. Way to go guys!
• Kim Kardashian posts racy leopard Halloween costume photo…drives young men’s hearts to the brink of madness.
• Ahh-uh-uh: Live like the king by picking up Elvis’ LA pad for a cool $13M.
• FUN: Watch this brave Lego man try Felix Baumgartner’s terrifying skydive.
• Making bomb jokes at the airport is still a terrible idea. I once had to call airport police on a 9-year old when I worked for Southwest. True story.
• Boredom has more to do with you than the situation.
• US Navy gives university tons of cash to build MacGyver Bot. Sign me up, want one now…just imagine…
• iPad mini looking to make life for developers hard.
• Rupert Murdoch calls privacy-seeking celebs ‘scumbags’…literally because he can.
• How Sad: Bullied teen uploads chilling video before being found dead.
• Space Jump breaks YouTube record. Sorry Gangnam Style.
• Lunch lady is permitted to continue serving unfairly nutritious food. FTW!
• The Walking Dead is back and….all you need to know is that it was AWESOME!!!!!
• Great story: Kind neighbors pay rent for family of 7-year-old boy with brain tumor. Bless their hearts!
• Employee cooked to death at Bumble Bee foods plant identified. How bizarre.
• Employers check your Facebook more than you think…because they really would like to be your friend.
• White House party crasher Salahi set to marry Journey man. Ex-husband not a happy camper.
• I just lost my appetite: Eating pro devoured 10 lbs. of fries, gravy and curd to win contest.
• Susan Sarandon talks assault, disgusting treatment as a young actress. Not surprised at all.
• Soccer star Wambach just scored…will earn burritos for life from Chipotle.
• Sons of Anarchy star’s assistant is ready to drop charges for alleged assault. Whew, that was close huh Taryn?
• Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. hanging out at bars while under ‘Doctor’s care’…I’m changing doctors today!
• Great read: Unmasking Reddit’s Violentacrez, the web’s biggest troll.
• Prehistoric man could tell us whether panda tastes like chicken.
• All in the name of art: 9,000 butterflies disturbingly killed, artist condemned.
• This may be the world’s most ingenious prank phone call. OMG.
• Russell Crowe and wife of 9 years have split. What happened in paradise?
• 190+ companies are hiring…pass it on for your job seeker friends!
• Microsoft unveils Xbox Music, their answer to Google Music, Spotify & iTunes. Soooo want one!
• Decriminalize drugs: 6-year independent study in the UK concludes that small-scale possession should no longer attract criminal penalties.