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• Watch Jack White Battle Himself In His New Video For “Shakin’’
• Alex Karras, former NFL lineman & actor, dies at 77. He was a beast on the field…but I think I liked him best as Mongo!
• Apple Maps accidentally reveals secret military base.
• The anti-cancer virus that could save thousands is still sitting in a lab, unused for lack of funding. Crowd funding has begun.
• Doc who killed King of Pop complains he can’t put his feet up in jail…Uh, yeah, it’s jail, not the Waldorf Astoria.
• Terrifying air traveler arrested with hatchet, knives & body bags in luggage. That’s 5 years for transporting weapons…what about the rest?
• Cyclops kitten captures the attention of the internet. It’s a sad story, truly.
• A Sarah Palin diet and fitness book? Oh, you betcha!
• Ebay revamps site,  bites off Pinterest….matter of fact, so did a ton of other websites recently revamped.
• Have a laugh on me: This ‘babies laughing at dogs’ supercut is impossible to resist!
• Watch this heli-rig with camera in goggles. TV networks hire him and now the police want in on this invention – AWESOME.
• Watch badass Aussie PM blast House rep for being sexist. You chose the wrong battle House.
• Ever wondered how Wi-Fi works? Wonder no more!
• Philippines top court temporarily suspends controversial law targeting cyber crime. Free speech is back in my country!
• What a jackass! Bam Margera reeling after post-pitbull prank.
• Mysterious algorithm was 4% of trading activity last week – mysterious? Trading? Oh, Wall St.
• There goes another $1.99 from my bank account…Angry Birds: Star Wars coming to smart phones.
• Tom Hanks’ typewriter fetish exploited in cunning interview extortion.
• Scotland to hold a vote in 2014 on independence in what could result in the eventual breakup of Britain.
• Charlie Brown sure to lose again in upcoming ‘Peanuts’ movie slated for 2015 release.
• Most interesting: DNA has a 521-year half-life, lasts longer than previously thought.
• RUNNNN!!!! Watch this epic gas tanker explosion that could’ve easily been a scene from a disaster movie.
• Even in the wild, they’re hurting: Eagle snatches…a crocodile for dinner. Desperate times.
• Mars Rover finds shiny object, speculations begin about alien material…turns out to be a piece of Rover.
• Secret audio of cops threatening teen under Stop and Frisk goes viral. Uh-Oh, officer, please explain?
• Gimme ma loot! World’s top poker player, Phil Ivey, denied $11M pay out by British Casino.
• Car sliced in half in gruesome Long Island accident leaves 4 teens dead. Dead Man’s Curve lives up to its name.
• Check out this guy’s useless talent #1 & 2: One-handed push-ups while solving a Rubik’s cube. Watch!
• A new report claims that a third of adults under 30 have no religious affiliation.
• By year’s end, major internet providers will institute a six strikes plan called the ‘Copyright Alert System’…hmmm a corporate idea huh? What could go wrong?
• Former land of convicts, Australia, welcomes Tyson with open arms. Take that New Zealand!
• Wrong Little Ponies on Wal-Mart T-shirt provoke Brony outrage. Pssst Wal-Mart, those ponies have magic, watch out!
• SADNESS: 14-year-old Pakistani activist & National Peace Award winner Malala Yousafzai has been shot. Taliban makes good on ‘hit list’ promise.
• Samantha Geimer of Roman Polanski scandal to pen memoir. This could get real ugly.

• Guantanamo guards beat up a prisoner who turned out to be an undercover guard in training. Whoops!