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• Hotel Transylvania revives September box office by taking #1
• How are the NFL refs doing? Rusty at best, almost causes another Green Bay game…but still…I’m glad they’re back!
• Judge throws out mass Occupy Chicago arrests as unconstitutional. Sweet deal!
• TSA hired a priest accused of molesting girls to do pat downs…background check? What background check?
• Ahhhnuld admits to ‘hot’ affair’ with Brigitte Nielsen in new book – niyaaaaaaaaa!!!
• Bonnie & Clyde guns sell for $504K @ auction
• Are the Foo Fighters done? Without making a big deal out of it, we don’t have any shows after this. This is it man!
• Charges dropped against congressional aid accused of assaulting LiLo in NYC hotel room…because anything that comes out of her mouth is a total LIE.
• iPad mini to debut in September? According to analysts, it will…iPhone 5 users are not happy.
• What are the Mars Curiosity Rover’s Cameras Looking For? Let’s check with the brain behind the eyes.
• Ryder Cup choke one of the worst choke’s in Ryder Cup history – EPIC FAIL.
• DC Sniper Malvo admits he felt like ‘worst piece of scum’ – you are, now rot.
• Justin Bieber throws up on stage….then asks the crowd ‘Would you still love me even if I’m throwing up?’ crowd replies ‘YES’ Good Music is officially done.
• Romney’s path to presidential victory continues to narrow…maybe because I’m voting for Gary Johnson?
• Breaking Amish: Rebecca reveals why she has no teeth…thank the dentist for pulling them ALL out with PLIERS. OMG!!!
• This guy’s not amused, inherits huge creepy clown collection. The joke was on him, needless to say.
• Watch Bambi break bad, proceeds to pummel skateboarder, goes viral. Slam!
• Possible looming world diaper crisis sure is going to stink, stink, stink!
• Iran news agency picks up ‘Onion’ story, tells Iranians rural Americans prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama – LOL!
• Fans bite Danny Bonaduce: They just gnawed liked piranhas – say what!?!
• Christina Aguilera finally admits that she was forced to be toothpick thin back in 2002 at the rise of her fame. It worked didn’t it?
• Cat woman finally nabs husband, Anne Hathaway just left the single market.
• What’s the outlook of 3-D TV’s? Not good…actually, not good at all.
• ‘Lorax’ film wins Environmental Media award…my kid loves this flick!
• No foul play suspected in missing NJ teen Kara Alongi case
• Will it work? McDonald’s starts offering 400 calorie meals – here’s 10 , exposed.
• Country star Jason Aldean apologizes after photo scandal of him cozying up to an American Idol reject.
• Moscow court postpones Pussy Riot hearing – what’s the deal?
• Which presidential candidate will get the crucial Ross Perot endorsement? NONE!
• Tennis grunting ban backed by one of the loudest on the court: Maria Sharapova
• Did Israel just find an ally to take on Iran? Azerbaijan exploring the possibility big time.
• Romney’s 47% video has been viewed 3 times as often as his convention speech – most interesting!
• Carmageddon 2 ends early, freeway reopened ahead of finish time but not before this skateboard pro took advantage of closed 405 freeway.
• Yup, fish are really smaller, thanks to global warming…if you believe in that stuff.
• $1M of pot washes up in Florida, proving that even their fish party. Rasta fishies.
• Watch the fall of the dinosaurs as illustrated by…falling dominoes? WTH!?
• What French men make up in romance, they lack in size. Ouch.
• LOL city: Watch Romney get punk’d by an emotional ‘Christian housewife’
• Never forget: Descendants proudly bear Auschwitz scars with tattoos.
• Halloween’s right around the corner, here’s some ideas!
• Watch this spoof video of LiLo & Bynes as drunk driver’s ed teachers
• Tweeps bring a seven-nation army of snark after Jack White exits stage left midway through show
• Delusional Chavez offers totally useless endorsement to Obama.
• IKEA deleted women from Saudi version of catalog…you know why.
• Time-wasting fun: Watch this adorable hedgehog get an epic tummy rub…while you melt.
• Microsoft calls for $5B investment in U.S. education. Good guy Microsoft.
• New Jersey weighs pet seat belt law – I’m not sure about what I really think of this.
• Jay-Z honors Biggie at NJ’s Barclay center christening this past weekend.
• Burn victim identified by DNA in digestive system of maggots feeding on body.