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• Today is National Drink Beer Day!
• The NFL Refs return!
• Tim Cook issues apology for Apple maps
• Actor Johnny Lewis found dead in LA, linked to killing and was found to be newly released from jail days before.
• The 8.6 Indonesian earthquake from 2011 may signal tectonic plate break-up
• Conn. Man responds to break-in, kills son, 15 – truly unfortunate.
• But of course they do! Feds snoop on social-network accounts without warrants.
• The Presidential race is REALLY REALLY close…who’s leading though?
• If you have an AMD chip on your PC, you just gained half a million Google Android apps!
• US ranks second in Internet freedom, behind Estonia.
• France imposes 75% tax to rich and business to slash deficit – pony up!
• Plan to kill great white sharks that swim too close to Australian beaches approved – surfers ecstatic.
• Vatican not amused: Gospel of Jesus ‘wife’ fragment is a fake, Vatican says
• Scientists are on the verge of making muscles young again to combat aging…can you imagine?
• Kate Upton could be ditching the swimsuit for high-end modeling
• Siberians are on high alert for the coming…Yeti war? Am I being punk’d?
• Watch Whoopi Goldberg call out Ann Coulter on the View: “Tell me what you know about being black?”
• What a find: Renoir bought for $7 at flea market may have been stolen from museum in 1951
• Neil Young: Being mentioned in Kurt Cobain’s suicide note really messed with me…funny, it messed with us too!
• The Bikini Basketball League is a real thing and will be here by end of year, descends on Miami this weekend for tryouts.
• Watch ‘Take Your Daughter to Work Day’ get the ‘24’ treatment – LOL!!
• Pacquiao wins defamation lawsuit (but of course) from chicken Floyd Mayweather – no PED, pure Pinoy power Floyd!
• Mercedes rolls out world’s most powerful electric car – manages to make EV’s look sleek.
• Doesn’t it feel good to pay less? It does, just ask Ahmadinejad’s Iranian entourage who shopped til they dropped!
• SADNESS: 16-year old Egyptian girl shot dead after resisting groping. Where is the justice?
• Iran: ‘Our money is becoming more and more worthless every day’
• Watch the latest visually stunning ‘Life of Pi’ International trailer
• Bank of America settles Merill lawsuit, will pay $2.43B – Owned.
• Replacement Ref: ‘I didn’t do anything wrong’ – Hmmm, maybe…maybe NOT.
• Texas Republican to Pakistani-American law student: Go back to Afghanistan! WTH!?
• Watch fashionista Elmo get eager about really wanting to show you his wardrobe.
• Kate Gosselin comes under fire for supposed abusive discipline methods. Not surprised.
• Brian Wilson has been fired from the Beach Boys. Great, they just fired the REAL musician in the band.
• Cannabis withdrawal is real. This clinical journal article quantifies its clinical significance.
• Man pleads guilty to extorting Griffin….send him up the river!
• Jennifer Garner: My husband Ben Affleck has ‘Wonder Sperm’ – What in the?
• ‘Hot’ Aussie real estate ad goes for the nearly nude approach. OMG.
• Adults-only pizza has booze-soaked toppings…anyone want to join me for lunch?
• Watch Josh Cribbs take a scary hit and get pummeled like ragdoll on a punt return.
• Is acing the SAT worth $100,000? According to some, IT IS. Crazy.
• Ke$ha has apparently jumped on the loony wagon, claims to have had sex with a ghost.
• Chef who admitted to slow-cooking his wife found guilty. They’re going to have fun with guy inside.
• John Travolta spa-sex libel suit tentatively dismissed – on grounds of?
• Slavery still exists? According to the Atlantic.com it does: photographs of human trafficking & enslavement
• Austin becomes first city to endorse marriage equality. Way to go Austin!
• Honey Boo Boo, 7, worries she’s too “chunky” to compete in Beauty Pageant…that’s an understatement, hunny.
• Piers Morgan: Kelsey Grammer banned from CNN but show not concerned…because no one watches anyways.
• What are the effects of the Ryder Cup on markets? Here’s the economics of the Ryder Cup
• Dina Lohan gives advice to Bynes parents…and who is she to be giving advice?
• Recovering the spread: Mom forces TSA to shell out $3.99 for seized peanut butter
• Erin Moran is homeless? Mother-in-law tosses her from trailer for ‘Hard Partying’…guess celeb rehab failed.
• Ireland now eyes November deal on bank debt talks.
• A teacher was arrested after posting upskirt photos of his students to Reddit