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• Happy B-Day Elvira!
• Poll finds that if international voters were allowed to vote, 81% would be for Obama v 19% for Romney.
• NFL replacement refs – PLEASE TAKE THEM OUT NOW!!!!
• How’d your NFL team do? Mine sucked >:I I’m probably going to have to say that 8 more times this season (hopefully not).
• Jews celebrate new year 5773 worldwide as Rosh Hashana begins
• Watch this hiker fend off the cutest bear attack EVER.
• Demanding a student’s Facebook password a violation of First Amendment rights according to judge
• Anti-Japan protests shutter Panasonic, Canon factories in China..1,000 boats now headed to Senkakus. Yikes!
• Google fiber is trying to embarrass cable industry into actually offering fast Internet service.
• Ex-McDonald’s Chief plans healthy fast food domination. You should’ve never shown him the recipe Ronald!
• Romney defines “middle income” as $200,000 to $250,000 a year…this must mean the rich are REALLY REALLY RICH.
• iPhone 5 preorders topped 2M in 24 hours, double that of the iPhone 4S…add my order to that in a couple of weeks.
• Watch this man stick to the man! Cop writes bogus ticket while man films him. Whoops!
• NASCAR’s newest fan born in parking lot – Say what!?!
• Former National Security official says US is illegally collecting huge amounts of data on his fellow citizens..ya think?
• America steals more crappy music than any other country – not surprised.
• Scary: DNA analysis on its own could potentially generate your face.
• I’m going to miss ‘The Office’…check this blooper real to have you laugh at the series all over again.
• (Super hot) Natalie Martinez felt like a ‘piece of meat’ on Death Race film set
• Oh No: Boy Scouts face release of damaging child sex abuse files
• Iran increases bounty on ‘Satanic Verses’ author by $500K
• Soccer fans! Check out this amazing corner kick - you’re welcome!
• US starts trade case against China over auto parts…because Ford can’t take Toyota anymore
• Man lost at sea for 15 weeks credits shark with saving his life. How?
• This internet animator is making dreams a reality…turns first dream into awesome video with a surprise twist.
• Adolf Hitler is not happy about lack of innovation in new iPhone. Hilarity ensues!  
• Good boy! Blind dog sure knows how to fetch, wins pet competition!
• Experience Burning Man minus the heat, hippies and funny smells. YES!
• She’s a beast: Supermom pedals six kids every day in multi-seat superbike
• Watch Hyundai’s cool hyper-Matrix - the ultimate in moving wall art.
• Debate flows over whether kids should pee in public – what do you think? When you have to go…
• International Space Station gets its second female commander ever.
• Ellen DeGeneres sitcom picked up by NBC – Like she needs more $$$$
• $200 torn up by Wal-Mart cashier according to shopper…shopper sues for $74K.
• British electrician screwed for having a screwdriver. Bzzzzzzz!
• Rocky Mountain high may become reality if Colorado pot prop passes..the count currently stands at 51 yes 40 no
• New American Idol judges speak, watch now – I could care less really, you?
• Resident Evil takes down Finding Nemo in box office weekend showdown
• Tony Stewart cops a feel of rival wife’s butt! Watch the sneaky snake!
• Topless Kate pictures not done; paper preps 26-page spread. Give it up already you sick perverts.
• Amy Adams explains Eastwood nerves
• No Bueno: Chicago teachers not happy with proposed contract, strike continues
• Weeds goes up in smoke after 8 years – that was a good show
• Armadillo will be your World Cup mascot