Best Links! iPhone 5, US Ambassador, Psy Britney, Pirate Bay, Awful Karaoke, Emoticon, Mammoth Cells, Rapist Taunt, Hillsborough, Car Wash Sex, Prime Numbers Connect, Meow, WWE, Octomom, S.Korea, Brett Favre Pubes, The xx & Whites Troubled With Romney’s Wealth & Religion

- The iPhone 5 is looking to break sales record. Apple reveals ‘iPhone 5’ as new name.
- US ambassador & 3 others killed in attacks on Libya mission. Is THIS guy at fault?
- Google censors Pirate Bay and removes it from search results…after everyone has downloaded what they needed.
- Man rates neighbors’ loud, late, awful karaoke session
- Only one American wasn’t on Earth on 9/11 and this was his view.
- Watch Psy teach Britney Spears ‘Gangnam Style!’
- Sean Connery is pumped meme goes viral
- How Sad: Even inside Microsoft, users rarely ‘Bing It’
- Inventor of emoticon complains today’s yellow smileys make him L
- 32,000 students had to choose: Build iPhone 5 or get expelled from school. Tyrant much?
- Mammoth cells found, gives glimmer of hope for cloning.
- A weird, untippable motorcycle is set to shake up the electric vehicle market, looks fancy too!
- Red Robin adds beer milkshakes to its menu. My acid reflux just wrenched my gut.
- Check out the US military’s latest robotic dogs of war – Glad they’re on our side.
- DUPED: Police hunt for real diamond after realizing swallowed gem was fake.
- Watch this raccoon desperately try to look inside a beagle’s mouth. OMG!
- Woman finds ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 years after they broke up – she’s got to be blind and deaf right?
- Rapist’s alleged taunt: Ha-ha, I just gave you HIV…please, send this guy up the river already.
- Hillsborough disaster of 1989: Secret papers to be released
- Court rules Chicago cops can’t arrest people for being annoying. But why? But why? But why?
- Romney criticizes Obama on handling of Embassy attacks
- What a lovely car wash: Buy 10 car washes, get 1 free sex session – Say What?!?
- German court removes hurdle to euro zone bailout fund
- A mathematician claims proof of connection between prime numbers. If he’s right, it would be MONUMENTAL!
- Income forecast not good; household income drops for 4th straight year
- Watch some of the internet’s best cat videos in less than four minutes in this meow compilation
- Disney digital pioneer and media trailblazer dies
- Monk gets nude, hallucinates after eating very wild berries. Good times huh monk?
- TSA detains woman due to…attitude? Womp womp!
- Rangers closer loses bet, dresses as Romo – double womp womp!
- Science does not back Sheryl Crow’s brain tumor from cell phone claim. Right because that would be a SLIPPERY SLOPE.
- Chris Brown: Tattoo is not Rihanna….you’d think with all the $$$, he can find a better tattoo artist
- Former GOP congressional staffer: Republican party is becoming an apocalyptic cult. You cannot govern a country like it’s banana republic. Ouch.
- Not cool: WWE star Jerry Lawler feared to have brain damage
- Deer mice being culled in Yosemite over hantavirus outbreak. The word is out deer mice.
- My in-laws from Palmdale just got a new celebrity neighbor: Octomom
- GoDaddy claims it was an internal issue, not a DDoS attack…Anonymous begs to differ.
- GOP delegate says that children with disabilities are God’s punishment for past abortions – Say What?
- Amanda Knox’s boyfriend maintains innocence in new tell-all book
- Seal to Heidi: at least wait until we separated first before fornicating with the help – fight fight fight!
- South Korea rejects creationist interference in school textbooks…but of course! Hey Psy, wsup with that?
- Southern whites troubled by Romney’s wealth & religion. Why?
- Camille Grammer says husband’s ‘sexless’ marriage claims are untrue – Kelsey 1 Camille 0
- NY Times reporter: Bush didn’t listen to 9/11 warnings. The verdict is out.
- Brett Favre’s “hair” is up for sale on Craigslist. Ewwwwww!
- Ryan ‘Pimp Playa’ Lochte is a busy man, now courting Miss USA.
- MLB star leaves hospital after head injury…asks wife for threesome – must be the head injury.
- DWTS Carrie Ann Inaba calls off engagement – trouble in paradise.
- The xx (I love The xx!) shared their new album with only 1 fan to see how quickly it would go viral. See the progress.
- Former America’s Top Model contestant battles meth addiction – she looks to be losing BAD.
- Second-hand smoking has been found to damage memory…wait, what was that?
- GOP donor Sheldon Adelson would get up to a $2B tax cut under Romney’s tax plan…must be nice.
