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• Rihanna, Jay-Z, Coldplay perform at London 2012 Paralympics closing ceremony…check out Ri-Ri’s HOT new chest tattoo!
• CERN’s Higgs Boson discovery passes peer review, becomes actual science
• This Budweiser man will head to the heavens as the king of the casket
• Amazon to hire THOUSANDS. Bwuhahaha…why am I laughing like that?
• Apple patent could remotely disable protesters camera phones. Regulation much?
• He really must be a super hero. Christian Bale flies 4-year-old cancer patient & family to Disneyland
• Manning wins day in Broncos debut
• Crowdsourcing at its finest: $25K reward for text of Trans Pacific Partnership agreement, which restricts internet usage.
• Did Cochran mess with OJ evidence? OMG.
• 1139 IP addresses linked to BitTorrent network are now being monitored. Yikes!
• Watch: son uses Kinect ‘hack’ to help mom with stroke send signals. Allowance raised to $20 a week.
• Mystery Google device appears in small-town Iowa. What gives?
• Canadian kids encouraged to exercise on the ol’ stripper pole…back side shimmy, leg hook – Say What!?
• So how much is the annual cost of the 911 memorial? Pssstt… A LOT!
• North Korea accepts flood aid from rival South Korea for the first-time EVER.
• Parents of Generation Z would prefer to take their money with them.
• John Stewart: Bill Clinton used more facts in 48 minutes than the GOP did in 4 days
• Scientists finally figure out why coffee doesn’t taste as good as it smells. Why?
• HP to cut 2K more jobs growing total to 29K. We are truly getting deeper into recession aren’t we.
• Retiring boss gives $1,000 to employees for every year they worked. WOW.
• Breaking Bad fans, here’s the whole story in one video (I’m only in season 2! Grrrr!)
• Afghan Taliban threatened to kidnap and kill Prince Harry
• Gangnam Style lifeguard parody gets lifeguards fired. Womp womp!
• Toys R Us to launch its own tablet for children. Sweet!
• Minn. Vikings punter sends EPIC letter to anti-gay politician. EPIC!!!
• R.E.M. orders Fox News to stop playing their song over DNC convention.
• Ah-Uh-Uh: Elvis Presley’s bible fetches $94,600 @ UK auction.
• Watch this video of tourists laughing off a Bison attack…lucky they didn’t get gorge those tourists.
• Canada closes embassy in Iran, expels Iranian diplomats – It’s going down.
• Serena wins 4^th US Open title – Where’s her sis btw?
• Time –wasting fun: Watch five kittens dance in unison..Awww I love kittens!
• This one’s for you gamers! Watch this amazing ‘Assassin’s Creed’ homage that will make you feel unfit.
• J.C. Penney is now offering free haircuts for kids every Sunday. Offering styled cuts in J or C.
• Watch this kids swing-set escapade FAIL. LOL!
• FBI unveils potentially terrifying $1B facial recognition system
• Busted! Man sporting crotch monkey (Loris monkey to be exact) busted by airport security
• The cheesiest training video has arrived. Watch & LYAO!
• GM is losing up to $49K per Volt due to high cost = ugly math!
• No Net: Watch this inspiring kid with no arms sink a half court shot
• China’s famed Yangtze river turns red, baffles officials, baffles me.
• Stilnox proves to be miracle cure for seven-year coma patient. WOW.
• Hey Soldier, got a Facebook? Be careful because…the Taliban is now trying to friend soldiers. Yikes!
• Buried Antarctic lake hidden from world for 1 million years to be drilled in December – what will they find?
• Miley Cyrus home attacked by scissor-wielding man claiming ‘she’s my wife’…sure she is bud!
• Judge rules Schwarzenneger didn’t break California law in commuting sentence
• SAD: China quake survivors await shelter, expect rain
• Lana Del Rey stirs it up with nude GQ photo shoot. RAWR. Marry Me.
• Reservoir from time of King Solomon found in Jerusalem. Holy Moses!
• NO BUENO: No school for 400,000 kids as Chicago teachers strike
• Cleanup underway after East Coast twisters…now that’s bizarre!
• Soccer team bans sex to keep team out of harm’s way – They will not be shouting GOAL anytime soon.
• Rory Mcllroy is on a roll, wins 2^nd playoff event in a row
• Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds marry
• Females better at discriminating colors, men excel at discerning details from afar according to NatGeo.