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• Olympic Gold medalist Missy Franklin reveals Olympic tattoo
• Johnny Depp was unhappily in love – Have you seen her? You would be too!
• Lakers want Dwight Howard to stop goofing around. So do I.
• The hottest Mario EVER: Watch Penelope Cruz as Mario.
• Police find severed head and foot in Outer Banks.
• Why do I feel like this Doc? Well, you’ve got a 9-inch fork in you…that you swallowed 10 years ago.
• Oh look, the baby doesn’t like Tim Tebow either!
• Yosemite is not a good place to visit right now: Deaths on river, death by rare disease
• WWIII is brewing: Israel is preparing to go to war with Iran.
• Dallas Cowboy fan sues for burning her butt on the bench. Yee-Haw!
• Man with same name as ‘Breaking Bad’ cook wanted on meth charges. The Irony.
• Watch this guy spit bananas into his dog’s mouth from insane distances!
• Katy Puppy is way cuter than Katy Perry. You gotta see this!
• Want a photo or signature from Lady Gaga? Better ask first or get manhandled like this.
• Time-wasting fun: Adorable kitten loves to suckle on human ears.
• Watch these pranksters annoy adults with baby talk. LOL.
• Gitmo inmates fume about kitty and LeBron James
• Prof makes Aurora joke in front of student whose dad was killed. OMG.
• Illegal immigrants go on multi-city protest tour. Only in America baby!
• Hey baby boomers, please get tested for Hepatitis C per CDC.
• Did the Little Mermaid really need a boob job? No she didn’t cosmetic company!
• Lunch lady fined $600 for feeding the needy. What’s wrong with this picture?
• WOW - Brainiacs turn 53,000-word book into DNA and back again.
• Party people! Air Marshals arrested for assault, kicking man in testicles!
• Grab some Kleenex: Dying Cancer patient records candid good-bye video
• Brittni Colleps joins the ranks of the worst teachers in history: guilty of group sex
• Punk rockers Pussy Riot sentenced to 2 years to prison…why?
• Hundreds more flee massive wildfires. How much is contained?
• Need some help opening your beer? Maybe these guys can help!
• Ryan Lochte is now trade marking his catchphrases. Ohh, brother.
• Parents think school cafeteria will serve their kids to Satan. LMAO.
• SPF numbers misleading?
• Fan dies after collapsing at Blue Jays-White Sox game. Sad.
• Watch a toddler fall three stories onto concrete and walk away. Holy Tamale!
• Hey passengers, we’re diverting to Syria…can you chip on for gas though? WTH!?
• Driver avoids moose, hits bear. D’oh!
• Monthly Army suicide rates just hit all-time high.