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• Player found cheating in Scrabble championships. Ohh look my tiles say I-D-I-O-T.
• Tiny town of Shitterton named most embarrassing place to live. Well….
• Racist Texan freaks out when black bagger touches his bag. Insane!
• Mississippi wins for chubbiest state! Eat it up Yummy!
• Woman tries to shoplift 42” TV…under her skirt! WTH!?
• OMG. Devo to release song about Mitt Romney’s dog.
• Are daily deals websites dying? According to research, yes they are. Bye Groupon L
• Toilet of the future? Definitely not a crap idea according to Bill Gates!
• West Nile cases in US spike. No Bueno.
• Smells good, feels good, cleans and now…could mess your heart up too! Hand sanitizers.
• Like it can’t get any worse for Chad Johnson. Cut from Dolphins airs on HBO.
• For Julia Child’s 100^th B-Day, she got remixed and autotuned. Watch!
• Asia’s biggest wildlife traffickers are untouchable? WTH?
• And now…the luxury cars that just failed the crash test. Drive one of them?
• The top 10 cities with cursing workers has been revealed. DC is clear winner!
• Chelsea Clinton now pondering about public office.
• Behold, The Pizzabon from Cinnabon!
• Ex-Baywatch babe batters face on hunt for Noah’s Ark. BATTERED is an understatement.
• Say what? Katy Perry dated John Mayer once while married. Cheater!
• Metta World Peace casted as a sexual vampire. We’re doomed.
• 3-on-3 hoops for the Olympics. Why may I ask?
• Leader of anti-semitic group finds out he’s Jewish. The Irony.
• Anti-abortion founder dead at 88.
• Costco shoppers want US only hours, tells Canadians to back off the merchandise.
• Don’t get caught here: Oklahoma just executed their fourth DR inmate this year.
• Pretty girl: Kate Middleton’s cousin poses for racy mag.
• Powerball jackpot is currently sitting at $320M
• This Burmese python is biggest ever caught in Florida. How big is it?
• Jersey kids forced to eat on gym floor scores $500,000 settlement. Nice!
• Blimps for US border patrols.
• The longest serving female inmate has been released. She looks scarily HARD.
• 4 million baby seats recalled. Now that’s a big Bumbo!
• Was there a man spying on Chinese swimmers? Two Brits will stand trial.