Best Links! Internet Tax, Olympics, Cat Headphones, KFC, IRS, Prof. Schwarzenegger, Cheetah, Teen Girls, NBC, Wal-Mart, Hitchcock & Real-Life Wall-E

• Internet Tax is coming. Regulation much?
• Gabby Douglas claims all-around title
• Ohhh look at these awesome headphones for your cat! Only $1,000!
• This tiny turtle needs a name.
• Computer engineer builds real-life Wall-E to cheer up kids with cancer.
• Olympian expelled for doping.
• Vermont man flattens 8 police cars with tractor. He is not a happy camper.
• Fakebook? Facebook has 83 million fake accounts. How many does Twitter have?
• USA wins women’s eighth gold medal in rowing
• Larry King becomes a rapper at 78. Nuff’ said.
• KFC loves gays according to Colonel Sanders. LOL!!!
• You can now call Ahhhhnnnooold Professor Schwarzenegger. NIYYAAAA!!
• WTH!?! - IRS may have refunded $5B to identity thieves
• To get out of work, teacher makes up story about killing girl. Now he has no work.
• Watch a cheetah sprint to a new world record: 100-meter dash
• Chihuahua tracks down missing girls, thinks it’s a bloodhound, silly pup.
• Scientist predicts utter chaos and anarchy in 2020. That’s only 8 years from now people!
• Here’s proof that gaming is really not what it used to be. Watch!
• Sweet digs: You can have Frank Sinatra’s Penthouse for $7.7M
• Vacant Detroit becomes dumping ground for the dead.
• He wants money, not candy or ice cream okay? ADORABLE.
• Baby photographer Anne Geddes exposed in parody video. LMAO.
• Sold! Cleveland Browns sold for over $1B..We’ren’t they coming to L.A.?
• Floyd Mayweather released from jail. Still wants no piece of Pacquiao.
• Iran leader joins Instagram…makes Instagram less cool.
• Olympic runner Regina George cleared of drug use. Runs 400M.
• Even teen girls are now trying to look like teen girls. It’s the end as we know it.
• Slammed or praised? Tippi Hedren is not holding back; Calls Hitchcock genius and EVIL.
• NBC just keeps on taking missteps: Awkward segue for Olympic, apologies issued.
• DirecTV lose record number of subscribers. I’m about to jump ship myself.
• Watch these badasses save a drowning bear cub. Is it just me or does the bear cub sound like he’s saying ‘bear?’
• Umpire ejects DJ for playing ‘Three Blind Mice’…only true if it hurts buddy!
• NYC mayor wants baby formula limit? Somebody give the guy a binkie
• Man tricks Wal-Mart shopper into letting him suck her toes. Don’t you just love Wal-Mart stories J
• Macaulay Culkin’s rep denies heroin addiction claim…really? Then why does he look like that?
• Coal mining threatens tiger population. NOT COOL miners.
• Texting man drives off cliff after texting ‘I need to stop texting.’